littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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what episode are you on

ancient proverb (via avengemysass)

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human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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Nancy Wake, who has died in London just before her 99th birthday, was a New Zealander brought up in Australia. She became a nurse, a journalist who interviewed Adolf Hitler, a wealthy French socialite, a British agent and a French resistance leader. She led 7,000 guerrilla fighters in battles against the Nazis in the northern Auvergne, just before the D-Day landings in 1944. On one occasion, she strangled an SS sentry with her bare hands. On another, she cycled 500 miles to replace lost codes. In June 1944, she led her fighters in an attack on the Gestapo headquarters at Montlucon in central France.

Ms Wake was furious the TV series [later made about her life] suggested she had had a love affair with one of her fellow fighters. She was too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements, she said.

Nancy recalled later in life that her parachute had snagged in a tree. The French resistance fighter who freed her said he wished all trees bore “such beautiful fruit.” Nancy retorted: “Don’t give me that French shit.”

theonion:

Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 29, 2014

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

the-meta:

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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aplaceforart:

(by rocketrictic) / more art here

aplaceforart:

(by rocketrictic) / more art here


By Antonella Scarpino

By Antonella Scarpino